Bad To The Bone

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Aug 282013

One for the roadMa-naa-na-n-na <ba-boom-ty-boom>
Ma-naa-na-n-na <ba-boom-ty-boom> …

On the day I was born … well, actually, I have no idea what the nurse said. Probably “Aww, how cute”. It’s an easy mistake to make.

When I have visitors I am Perfect Pup. I greet them shyly, make friends, then settle down to gentle play or a solid snooze, cementing my image as That Beautiful Well-Behaved Dog.

This is mere deception.

When the last guest waves good-bye; when the heavens open and the rain pours down; when the door shuts and leaves me alone with Them; then, I am … Hell Beast!

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On training humans: progress report

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Aug 152013

One week in, and I’m very pleased to say that there’s been some real progress. A lot of work still to be done, of course, but I seem to be slowly bending Them to my will.

Here are some of the things learnt in the last seven days.

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